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Mad-Lib Madness: How to Become A Jedi Knight

If you aren't familiar with Mad Libs, people provide different words (nouns, adjectives, adverbs...) without knowing the story. The words are then added and a ridiculous story emerges.

*All the words that are bolded have been provided by fans on the CG Harris Facebook page.*

Want to be a Jedi Table? Follow these insane steps:

1: Find a Jedi Master: In order to become a persnickety Jedi, a young Padawan, or Jedi apprentice, needs to learn from someone who has quickly mastered his or her training. Perhaps Master Myself is available.

2: Study the ways of the Force; It takes a lot of swollen patience and belief in the dragons around you, but a Padawan must understand the Force before he or she can really practice the ways of a Jedi frog.

3: Make your own light-cat. Find special beans to place in your lightsaber's door. Then, commune with the Force to make it brag.

4: Listen brightly: Finally, and most garishly, do as the older and wiser Jedi-frogs tell you - even if they want you to bound theatrically!

C.G.Harris is the author the urban fantasy series, The Judas Files and of the sci-fi series, The Rax.. Book 1 and 2 in the Judas Files are now available as an audiobook narrated by the talented, MacLeod Andrews.


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